Before expressing disbelief on the very existence of such an industry, it’s important to note the existence of the demand for such an industry. The average male today spends a long time in front of the mirror, is very conscious about his looks and his hygiene and goes to great lengths to take care of himself.

Although in most probability, if left to himself throughout evolution, men would’ve preferred the cave man look to remain in style.  As responsibilities evolved from hunting and making fire, to picking up women and listening to them, so did grooming. Unfortunately, man had never whole-heartedly given into the grooming business, usually just picking up the first shampoo, conditioner, moisturizer, shaving cream, etc., they saw on the shelf, just to fulfill the basic grooming requirements now expected of him. And therein layeth the problem. 99% of products were made for women, and not really suitable for men. He had no clue about this. There’s so many different types of skin, hair and body parts that no one product can serve all types. He had no clue about this. Also, a lot of products for men went beyond just grooming. He had no clue about this.

Enter exclusive grooming stores for men carrying exclusive grooming products made for men. Men and boyS is one such initiative.

These panels placed in UB City, Bangalore, tried educating men about the need for exclusive grooming products, while at the same time made the whole thing look a bit manly.

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1. As soon as the light turns green, why do all the vehicles behind the first row start honking?

2. Why do some people think honking all the way from Point A to Point B help them reach faster? Should Obsessive Honking Disorder be made a medical condition?

3. Which company makes those loud fancy horns that scare the hell out of pedestrians? And is “Catcher in the Rye” the favourite book of everyone who buys those horns?

These and several such questions gave rise to an organization called ‘Mission Peace’, who also aim to reduce other sources of noise such as faulty silencers, cars with hip-hop concert stereo systems, construction during the night, etc. The Karnataka Police and the Bangalore Traffic Police extended their support and allowed us to start things off by launching a ‘No Honking Day’ on the 10th of every month. These were the first of a long line of creatives to come in this mission.

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Prajwala works actively to rescue, rehabilitate and reintegrate victims of Human Trafficking, and also on a larger level, to prevent it.

These posters were placed in railway stations, taxi stands, truck stops, etc.  - areas where offenders were most likely to frequent.

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For instance, a BBC news report threw up some stats which might want to make you rethink the reach Twitter’s got, and traditionalists will agree with the story that says even though Twitter’s the fastest growing social networking site today (with well over 10 million users), just “10% of Twitters users generate more than 90% of the content”. Add the following stats to this and it really makes you doubt Twitter’s status of being a “broadcast medium”. The Harvard conducted study also found that:
• Over 50% of Twitter users tweet only once in 74 hours
• Most people tweet just once – they try the service out of curiosity but rarely return
• And while very few tweet regularly, few also listen consistently – this rules out the chances of Twitter being effective for brands even if they were to survive solely on the silent spectator’s basis

Having said that, one also has to accept that Twitter couldn’t have become the phenomenon that it is if weren’t for the fact that it’s got people hooked. And brands are increasingly resorting to Twitter to resolve everything from customer care issues to just giving their brand a facelift. But given the drawbacks of Twitter, which are huge as they are, it becomes that much more important to tweet right if you do decide to tweet for your brand or tweet on behalf of a brand. Some sacred laws to follow on Twitter:

• Don’t Treat it like a Glorified RSS Feed – If you’re using Twitter just to tell people you’ve posted a new story on your company’s blog/website, you’ve already got a huge chunk of your followers hitting the “Unfollow” button, and with good reason. The reason Twitter’s called “conversational” is because you can make it personal. Follow people with similar interests, get them to follow you and actually talk to them. Sure, Twitter is not chat but it is about spreading information people really want to know. It takes a fair amount of time and insight to get it right, though. Which would explain why even some of the biggest brands, including Amazon and Hewlett Packard, have lost out here.

• Invest Time – Social media is called social “media” for a reason. If you’re just going to start a Twitter account and use a couple of swanky widgets that link to your website and whatnot, you’re better off not being on Twitter (or any other social networking site, for that matter) at all. But if you do decide to advertise using the social media, treat it as seriously as you would any other media. Set aside time for it and tweet often enough to make your presence felt. An average of 6-8 tweets per day is said to be just about right for a brand. Engage, but don’t overdo it.

• Invest People – Before you start Tweeting, decide who should speak for you. Do you have a person on the team almost as large as the brand? Or are people more likely to relate with the brand itself? Figure out who people are more likely to talk to. It’s all part of making people connected with profiles they couldn’t have known otherwise – whether of celebrities, gurus or whoever. If you do decide to get one of your people to tweet for you, make sure it is that person who’s tweeting. Ghost tweeting is quite apparent even if you think you’ve got your tracks covered and, when discovered, they won’t do any good for your brand.

• Invest Money – If you can’t exploit someone’s persona for the brand, don’t. And if you can’t invest time yourself, get someone to do it for you. Just because social media is easily accessible, doesn’t mean you can’t get it done by professionals. Again, it is a medium. Just like you wouldn’t draw squiggly lines yourself and send out an ad for print or pick up a handycam and shoot your own TVC, don’t tweet for your brand yourself if you’re clueless about it or don’t have someone to write interesting, results-oriented, 140- characters-or-less lines. Also, it wouldn’t hurt to make sure your Twitter page looks “you”. Think of it as a mini-website. Extend your brand’s linguistic and visual identity elements here. Get help if you can’t do this yourself. You can also get your Twitter database organised and tracked by a third-party. Simply put, do whatever it takes to make sure you get the results you need through Twitter and don’t let it get lost amongst a million other Twitter pages.

• Research – If you are the agency tweeting for the company, research. Look for brands in the same playing field as your client’s, see what they’re doing right, what they’re doing wrong, what they’re not doing that you could do and then make sure you do it. Find people who would follow you religiously and retweet loyally.

• Give Incentives – It’s great if you’re giving your brand’s/client’s brand’s followers information they wouldn’t normally get but sometimes it helps if you could give them something more as well. Give them a reason to follow you. Use Twitter to tie-in with your other promotional and advertising activities. Quizzes and polls on Twitter are not just a great way to engage, but also a way to get feedback. And incentives don’t necessarily have to be prizes or discounts. Sometimes, simply recommending one of your followers to others helps them stick on to and spread the word about your profile.

• Know Your Technology – Manage your Twitter account effectively by picking tools that make it more efficient to track what’s being said about you. At Bushtail, we’re partial to TweetDeck and its simple functionality that helps you mange multiple accounts. But you can find your own mix of applications, once you’ve figured out your style of tweeting. Read more about essential Twitter tools for company accounts.

Once you’re all set, go back and check and how you’re doing. Everything that you could possibly need to use Twitter well is already there somewhere. All you have to do is put it all together to get Twitterverse talking.

So if you are thrusting your brand’s ads onto people, the least you can do is give them something they actually want to hear. Few brands manage to get this right but when they do, they almost always have the following in place:

• A Story: One of the biggest mistakes you can make is think short-term. Whether your brand has been around for years on end or whether you’ve just hit the markets, know who you are or want to be. If you are new, partner with an agency whom you trust to help you write your story. But if you already have something great going on, don’t let your agency skirt around it and don’t ask them to… ever. Every little piece of communication should eventually add up. Basically, an ad is to your brand what a chapter is to a novel or an act is to a play. Think of commercials for Cadbury’s Dairy Milk – it’s always about moments to celebrate, but not so much about the chocolate itself. And Tata Tea found its winning story in recent years when it asked people to wake up to reality, while also waking up with tea.

• A Plot: Once you know what you want to say, know how you’re going to say it as well… the exact sequence of events in your communication plan. This is another place where your agency should be helping you out. It helps if your agency has an eye for opportunity and knows where your brand should be found, when. Take for instance the recent the ambient communication for Aircel. Anticipating floods around Milan Subway in Mumbai during these monsoons, the brand had a raft mounted on a billboard that people could use to commute. Of course Mumbai flooded as always, of course people used the raft and of course everyone got talking about it. A great plot will only make sure that everyone who hears your story wants to share it with someone else.

• The Characters: Marlboro had the Marlboro man, Complan had the Complan boy and girl, and Dove has real women. The story of these brands just wouldn’t be the same if they didn’t have these characters in it. Deciding on characters should be easy if you can decide on who’s listening. Being able to relate to your brand is all about your audience’s arriving at the “That’s me” moment, without a lot of effort. It’s what differentiates a brand that people love associating with, from one they just stumbled upon at the supermarket.

• The Dialogue: When Marmite went out there and told people “You either love it or you hate it”, it started a dialogue that was very tongue-in-cheek but also, kind of, a matter of fact. But that’s the language Marmite speaks. The dialogue in advertising has clearly moved beyond the realms of just hard-sell and soft-sell. You now also have a lot of in-betweens what with brands offering anything from tough love to refreshingly inane stuff just so to make sure they’re heard amidst all the brouhaha. When your brand has a character it also has a voice. It’s what gives people a reason to believe, the impetus to vote or, sometimes, the desire to purchase well beyond their means.

Making advertising worthwhile is all about being honest about these few aspects. It’s also about giving advertising a face, soul and personality, far removed from the banal consumerist communication. Because, as Marshall McLuhan said, “Ads are the cave art of the twentieth century.” – they’re just familiar stories of people we know, shortened to 30-second snippets and shot in Technicolor.

The alcohol test:

1. The taste: It doesn’t really matter what ingredients were used; as long as you get that taste you’re looking forward to. For an agency, creativity is the biggest differentiator. If you don’t think the agency is creative enough, forget the great rates, friendships and the good looking servicing executive. Find another agency.
2. The bartender: Isn’t it nice when the bartender asks if you need a cab? For an agency, the ability to provide strategical planning makes things a lot easier for you. The agency should be able to tell you what it takes to achieve your objectives and partner you strategically, rather than be another vendor who simply does what you ask of them.
3. The bottle: A bottle can tell you a whole lot about what’s inside. For an agency, the quality of service says a lot about their sincerity. The agency should give you the deserved attention, keep timelines and give you constant updates on the work.
4. The last drink you had: If you felt like everyone in the world was your friend the last time you had a certain drink, you’re more probable to buy it again. For an agency, past performance gives a good idea of future performance. Portfolios, the client list and case studies help you gauge this.
5. The cost: The ‘kidnapped after office by colleagues to local pub’ situation hardly calls for a bottle of Black Label Reserve. Nor will Old Monk suffice for that 1^st anniversary dinner with your better half. Choose an agency based on the scale of your objectives. You should also decide how to pay your agency in the very beginning. Read the feature article on agency cost models to choose the best one for you.
6. Expected Performance: Six shots of tequila is not the way you want to feel at a business lunch. A glass of cold beer is enough to make the meeting interesting. At an agency, the expected performance can be measured in three levels:
   1. Business Performance: How good your business does in terms of sales & volume growth.
   2. Advertising Performance: How the advertising has helped brand awareness and the brand image.
   3. Agency Performance: Was the agency competent enough in terms of understanding your requests and quality of service.
7. The mix: Have you ever tasted vodka with water? Or whisky with orange juice? A drink always goes down well with the right mix. For an agency, it’s business connections give a stronger service offering. You don’t want to be running around trying to find a research agency or a database provider. A good list of business connection include:
   1. Media planning – if the agency doesn’t do it themselves
   2. Production – Print, film, web, radio, etc.
   3. SEO
   4. PR
   5. Web/Email/Mobile Services
   6. Animation
   7. Research & Testing agencies

Keep this information in mind the next time you are choosing an agency. Or if you have an agency, see how they measure up against each of these tests. If it’s not apparent, ask them how they plan to go about it. A great agency should be able to pass the complete test. If all else fails, do give us a call.

Sit down with your agency and decide which fee model works best for your requirement. Not all models work for all requirements.

A.  Bonus Model: Flat rates + Margin + Extra percentage on performance

• Flat rate = Cost per hour of individuals x Number of hours per project
• Margin = The profit margin as set by the agency
• Percentage on performance = Bonus received based on your performance.

B.  Cost Recovery Model: Flat rate + Extra percentage on performance

• No margin charged
• Agency gets a bigger bonus based on your performance

C.  Shared Risk & Reward Model: Nominal flat rate + Performance pool

• A nominal flat rate is charged
• A percentage of the total cost is placed in the performance pool by agency and the same amount is matched by client. For example, the project is calculated at Rs 8,00,000 (flat rate + margin). The agency could charge a 25% initial fee (Rs. 2,00,000) and the rest 75% (Rs. 6,00,00) is placed in a performance pool matched by the client. Based on performance, the agency stands to receive nothing, or the entire Rs. 12,00,000)

D.  Earn Back Model: Discounted flat rate + Percentage on performance

• A highly discounted initial rate is charged.
• The agency can earn back the cost, based on performance.

E.  Combo Model: Earn Back Model + Bonus Model

• A slightly discounted flat rate is charged
• A slightly discounted margin is charged
• A risk assessed percentage is given on performance
• Currently this model is the most widely used.

So now, we’ve been directed to stay away from politics and religion. Watch this space for more in the series.

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Click here to see this campaign on www.adsoftheworld.com

For Sankara Eye Hospital’s Lasik Surgery (vision correction), we as moral and sensitive advertisers, decided to get to the very bottom of it. First level research threw up various benefits, most important of which were the cosmetic benefits – you just look a whole lot better and in case of contacts, it makes your life a whole lot easier. Now, this put us moral and sensitive advertisers in a dilemma. How do we tell the good people of the world that they need to stop looking ugly?!? How do we tell them Lasik Surgery will give you a better chance with the opposite sex?!? How can we be so superficial?!?

For days, we thought long and hard, until we realized the ads were due tomorrow. Better sense prevailed, and after mutually agreeing that we will always be moral and sensitive advertisers, we came up with these ads.

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